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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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day-dream-eyes:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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s-meraldo:

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

OH MY GOOOOOD

foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
joyfulldreams:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
BOOP-BOOP-BA-DOOP-BA-DOOP
PING PONG PING PONG PING PONG PING
PONANA PHHOOOOOOONE
IT’S NO BALOOONEY
IT AINT A PHONEY
MY CELLULAR, BANANULAR PHOOOOOONE

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.